Get Off Zero (Safely)

The beginner’s shortcut to buying & protecting your first Bitcoin without getting scammed or making dumb mistakes.

  • 5 bite‑size video modules (10–15 min each)
  • Step‑by‑step checklists to buy and secure
  • Recommended tools we actually use
  • Rookie‑mistake playbook so you don’t get wrecked
  • Go from $0 to off zero in less than 24 hours safely
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Why Listen (No Guru Vibes)

We’re not hedge‑fund whales or chart magicians. We’re normal guys who’ve done the reps, onboarded ourselves, learned from real mentors, interviewed people about what actually works, and systemized the first steps so you don’t repeat painful mistakes.

What You’ll Get

Focused outcomes. No fluff. Everything you need to go from $0 to off zero safely.

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Bite‑Size Learning

Five short videos (10–15 min each) that you can complete in an afternoon.

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Step‑by‑Step Checklists

Clear, printable checklists to buy, secure, and avoid preventable errors.

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Tools We Actually Use

Curated on‑ramps and wallets with pros/cons so you can choose confidently.

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Rookie‑Mistake Playbook

Real horror stories and the exact checklists we use to prevent them.

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Self‑Custody Made Simple

Understand “not your keys” and set up a wallet safely in ~10 minutes.

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Off Zero in 24 Hours

A simple path to make your first safe purchase without FOMO or panic.

Curriculum

Six tight modules that remove confusion and keep you moving.

Module 1 — Why Bitcoin, Why Now
  • The money problem you’re living with (inflation, debasement)
  • Real stories that make it click
Module 2 — Buy Your First Bitcoin without getting burned
  • Picking a trustworthy on‑ramp (pros/cons)
  • Step‑by‑step: account setup, first purchase, immediate safety
  • Fees and rookie traps to avoid
Module 3 — Protect It: Self‑Custody Made Simple
  • “Not your keys, not your coins” explained
  • Hardware vs software wallets and when to use each
  • 10‑minute wallet setup + recovery phrase best practices
  • Horror stories and how you dodge them
Module 4 — Simple Strategy That Beats FOMO
  • DCA for normal humans
  • How to think long‑term and avoid panic moves
  • The personal rules we use
Module 5 — Myths, Scams & Red Flags
  • “Too late,” bans, and other myths
  • Influencer traps, fake giveaways, scam patterns
  • Decision checklist before you click anything
Module 6 — Next Steps (Your Path Beyond Zero)
  • Portfolio hygiene: budgets, horizons, expectations
  • Recommended deeper‑dive resources
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Founding Member Bonuses

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Live 60‑minute group Q&A

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Wallet setup checklist (PDF)

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DCA starter template (Google Sheet)

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Founders badge + podcast shout‑out

How It Works

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1. Order today → instant confirmation

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2. 2 weeks order released

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3. Lifetime access + updates

FAQ

Is this financial advice?
No. Education only. Do your own research and never invest money you can’t afford to lose.
I’m totally new, will I understand it?
Yes. Short videos, plain English, step‑by‑step.
What tools do I need?
A phone/computer, a reputable exchange (we show options), and a wallet (free/low‑cost options included).
How long to get “off zero”?
Most people can complete Modules 1–3 and get off zero in 24–48 hours safely.
Refunds?
14‑day, no‑questions‑asked refund from the release date.

Compliance & Disclosures

Educational content only. Not financial or investment advice. Crypto carries risk; prices are volatile. Affiliate disclosure: We may earn commissions from links in the program at no extra cost to you.

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